Log 5.34: Oriented Times Three

[This is part of the #wheresfree collab – more here.]

Brianna Clemons was at home on her day off, trying to ignore the commotion in the other room long enough to finish up washing the last of the darned dirty dishes.

Just once, I’m going to finish the housework.

Skyler and Aliyah, the two darling daughters she’d just left quietly doing homework in their shared bedroom, were at the front window horsing around — laughing and chattering and not doing homework.


Whatever the two of them were looking at out there must’ve been darned amusing.

“What the plum!” snorted Skyler.

“Skylerr!” whispered Aliyah, shocked at her sister’s choice of words.

“Plum, plummity-plum!” she sang-teased.

“Oh, for plumsake..”

“Skyler – language!” Brianna shouted from the kitchen.

The girls went back to gawking out the window.


Skyler was just positioning herself to video the scene on her phone when her sister had a pang of conscience.

“Mom!” Aliyah called, “There’s an old naked guy in the yard!”

Tattle tale!
“Moommm, I’m a tattle tale!”

Brianna sighed and shook the soapy water from her hands, and went to check on her beast-children.

I should get some of those plumming gloves.
I should get some of those plumming housewife gloves.
Oh, that's just great.
“And the bathroom sink is broken again – joy.”

“Alright, now what’s this fuss about? You girls and your imaginations, I swear..”

Although she’d already been informed of the situation in the front yard, Brianna wasn’t quite prepared for what she saw when she reached up to close the shade.

. . .
. . .



“What the actual PLUM?!” Brianna blurted.


Aliyah gasped.

Skyler erupted in giggles.


“Momma did not say that.” Brianna assured her girls unsuccessfully.

The man behind the mailbox didn’t seem to realize, or didn’t seem to mind, that he was walking around in his birthday suit. He cheerfully approached the door and knocked.

*rap, rap, rap*

They didn’t answer.

“Hello?” he probed.

Everyone held still & kept quiet.

“It’s me – Free-Jon, Intergalactic Mailman! I just came from the TARDIS! Do you have any cupcakes?”

I do not have time for this plum, Brianna thought.

Brianna turned to glance at her daughters, posturing like a mother bear. When she saw that Skyler still had her phone out, it gave her an idea. She relaxed her stance a little and winked at her daughter.

“Honeypie?” she said, extra loud.

“Yes, mother?” Skyler overly-enunciated.

“Please tell your large, Athletic father that I would like him to call the police. Right now.”

“But dad’s not –“ Aliyah whispered.

Brianna put her finger up and Aliyah caught on that she was bluffing.


It worked on the old naked guy, anyway. He hightailed it outta there.

“Oops! Zoom! Time to go!”

Once she was sure he’d gone, Brianna drew the shade, settled the children, and got back to her housework.

Un-plumming-believable. What next?

. . .


. . .

Free-Jon left the Clemons house and wandered out into the desert, wondering where his friend Emelia might be. He couldn’t quite remember what had happened to them before he showed up here. There was a secret pact, child-sized bear suits, Emelia’s drawings all over the walls, something about Blicblock, and being really hungry, and only having a minute where things were timed just right or else they’d risk jumbling time and space up, maybe irretrievably.

“Nice night for a walk, eh?” he heard from behind him.

It was true. It was a nice night and despite being naked, he was actually pretty comfortable.

“Nice night for a walk!” Free-Jon agreed.

The teen’s eyes lit up for a second. “Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?”


Free-Jon stared.

“Now you’re supposed to say, ‘Nothing clean right.’ ” the teen coached hopefully.

You have no idea what I'm talking about.
“You know, like a cyborg.”

“I don’t even know how to do laundry,” said Free-Jon impatiently. Was everyone in this world daft? “My fairy god-mom gives everyone five outfits and I can change what I’m wearing any time just by thinking about it – and she doesn’t use mods!”

“Maybe your mom’s a cyborg!”

The light went out. Ace tried to smooth things over.

“Sorry. I thought, since you were raised by a Geek, you might appreciate some bad Sci-Fi movie ref– nevermind. Hi, I’m Ace. Not a cyborg – just a Sim.”

“Ace Sloan. I’m friends with your dad’s.. niece? I think.”

“Maybe you are and maybe you aren’t!” snipped Free-Jon. “And anyway, everyone knows it takes a village to raise a –”

Dad’s.. niece?  

Free-Jon interrupted his own rant, suddenly remembering where he was. “Oh! You know my cousins too!”

Ace paused a moment, worried where this might be going. “Yes? But.. they might not know you. At least, not this version of you.'”

“Well, can we go see them??”

“Your cousins are pretty smart, but they aren’t exactly what I’d call ‘game aware,'” Ace began to explain. “Hardly anyone in this save is. Introducing such a concept to account for your appearance here might be kind of dangerous.”

“What’s the big deal? It’s true, and I’m still their cousin!”

“I dunno,” Ace continued. “In this matter, ‘truth’ is highly subjective. I just think you need to be careful.”

Free-Jon frowned. “Like the thing with that lady calling the police.”

“I’m not saying you can’t see them, it’s just –” Ace heard that last part. “Wait, what?”

“Actually, y’know what – don’t tell me.”

Free-Jon’s stomach growled audibly. He realized that he hadn’t eaten since he was a kid, back in Jordan’s world.

“Hey, did you hear that? It’s like there’s a dragon in my tummy and he’s about to breathe fire on the whole village! Do you have any spinach frittata? Or cupcakes?”

“Preferably with gouda!”

Ace did a quick visual scan for police and then tilted his head and regarded the strange child-like visitor, not sure quite what to make of this conversation or of him.

“The gouda is for the frittata – not the cupcakes.”

“Look,” Ace said, “Why don’t you just come inside? I don’t have any gouda, but I’m pretty sure I can help with some of the other stuff.”

Free-Jon hadn’t warmed up to this save game’s Geeky ambassador entirely yet, but he was just hungry enough to give Ace a chance to prove himself.

“This is a TARDIS, right?” Free-Jon wondered. “Because it looks like a bathroom from the outside.”
“Not quite,” Ace said. “Apocalypse shelter.”
“Oh..” Free-Jon said. “Cool!

. . .

Thanks to Jes2G for Brianna; CathyTea for Free-Jon; Jordan for Emelia; and BilMonaghan for the possibility of an Ace. 

22 thoughts on “Log 5.34: Oriented Times Three

  1. Yeah, re. ACE! Wow! ACE-Some for sure. And… my fairy godbaby is older than me… Plum-nuggets. He’s still cute though. And there’s a reason they call him “Free.” Hahaha! Tell him his mom misses him. Not me, Young CT.

    That was so much fun, and I can’t wait to see Em! 🙂

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  2. Wow! An Elder Free-Jon! That was fun lol.

    And Brianna is a mom?! How nice! I feel so proud lol. Are they twins? They look just like her. OOOH! Can you send me a pic of them in CAS so I can add them to my family tree??? Pleeeeeease 😀

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        1. I had them Try For Baby on the way out the door, after their wedding when I moved Brianna out. Wasn’t even sure if the pregnancy took until Skyler showed up at the house with her joy buzzer one afternoon, lol. Their other kid is real sweet and kinda shy.

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  3. The Master of the Subplot has been replaced.

    I have no clue what’s going on, now.

    This is, however a “registered” Wolff chapter but I feel as though I missed a few pages.

    I’ll figure it out eventually.

    I hope.

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    1. Miki, this is the spin-off from the thing that Jordan and I are doing with Free-Jon (who is the nephew of Ede Wolff), Emelia (who is the same Emelia that’s in Bill’s S-GAS keynote–you know, Fey’s daughter), and Amina Wolff, who is Easter’s daughter (and Free’s cousin). Basically what happened is that in my S-GAS events way back in Feb., teen Emelia and child Free became good friends, then… oh, man. It gets crazy to explain! Let me know if you want me to PM you the synopsis! 🙂

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      1. Oh, you know what else? Maybe on my #wheresfree page, I could add ask Young CT to provide a “What’s going on here?” type of synopsis. That way, readers coming from your blog won’t have to read half a dozen chapters, scattered all over hippies, S-Gas, and Sims and Such to figure out what’s up. And I can link to the relevant back-story chapters for all the die-hards. What do you think? Useful? Overkill? Kill-joy? Or lots of fun?

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        1. It seems useful AND lots of fun to me! That seems really convenient, and they could read that to figure out what the heck is going on, and then go back and read the links after finishing the post that led them to it.

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      2. CT explained most of it. You needn’t rename it unless it wanders far from the Wolff Legacy story line.

        If it does simply call it similar to the deviation the above story-line is from the outset. It even has separately numbered pages.


  4. Hi, I absolutely love your blog. The Wolff’s now hold a really dear place in my heart.

    I’m actually in the process of starting my own legacy blog on tumblr and I actually had my founder visit the Rabbit’s Tea house that you made. I was wondering if there was any particular way you wanted me to credit you in the post? I’m already planning on including a link to the specific blog post that first features it on here.

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