Log 3t: Orion’s Belt is Loose

Daisy’s open mic comedy routine had been falling flat, despite Coop giving her some great one-liners to use.

"Scientists have just discovered that Orion's Belt is loose.."
Daisy: “Scientists have just discovered that Orion’s Belt is loose..”
Daisy, muttering punchline: ".. his pants keep falling down."
Daisy, muttering punchline: “.. His pants keep falling down.”

Aw, Daisy! A joke like that must be delivered with confidence! Ideally, at a Geek convention, but – dang, girl. *shakes head*

Discouraged, she packed up her act and went home. In addition to her career getting off to a shaky start, she’d written off Grant and was starting to feel like a bit of a spinster.

daisy retire now
I’ll just retire now, buy a bunch of gnomes and become a crazy gnome lady.

Just when all seemed lost, a chance meeting with a hired caterer put the spring back in her step right quick!

He didn't even freak out when her brother freaked out.
He didn’t even freak out when her brother developed a sudden phobia of cake.

She didn’t get to catch his name, but his precision handling of watermelon set her heart a-flutter.

Watermelon is serious business.
Watermelon is serious business.

Yup, Grant can suck it. This is the one. I’ve grabbed him and stuck him in a house, awaiting her lovin’. 🙂

Eventually, Digitalis got over himself and blew out his candles, becoming an actual full-fledged Adult.

Digit has a childlike cuteness to him when he's happy.
Digit has a childlike cuteness to him when he’s happy.

Delphinum got to meet his child for the first time at the party. Her name is Riley.

What're you lookin' at?
Future Mob Boss: What’re you lookin’ at?

Though she seemed a bit suspicious about the rest of us, Del and his daughter hit it off right away. He can’t wait to move in with his family.


The other news in the house is about Dianthus and Cooper – they’ve actually gone and done something spontaneous for once!

lets get 1
Dia: “Let’s get married. Like, right now.”
Coop: "What?? Just like that? Is this a joke?"
Coop: “Just like that? Is this a joke?”
Dia: "Just come with me, Cooper. It'll be real embarrassing to do this by myself."
Dia: “Just come with me, Cooper. It’ll be real embarrassing to do this by myself.”

And so it was that our two young lovers ran off to possibly, maybe, seal their bond in matrimony.

Coop: "So where are we going to do this mad thing?"
Coop: “So where exactly are we going to do this mad thing?”
Dia: "Where we met! Where you kissed me."
Dia: “Where we met! Where you kissed me.”
Coop: "Be honest. You miss Larry, don't you."
Coop: “Be honest. You miss Larry, don’t you?”

It was a long jog, but they finally made it to the park in Oasis Springs. Dia had to make sure Coop was standing in just the right spot.

dia carry coop
Riiight about here.
Dia: "God, you're beautiful. I forgot what I was going to say."
Dia: “God, you’re beautiful. I forgot what I was going to say.”
dia carry coop 2p5
I kinda like you, too.

Hmm, nope. Now he really doesn’t remember.

*whispers*
*whisper whisper*

Oh yeah, duh! The rings!

dia her ring
A mahvelous ring for her..
And a matching ring for him.
And a matching ring for him. ;D

Rings were exchanged, promises were uttered. Simple and spontaneous, but legally binding, so congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Chickenbutt! ;D

You are so getting laid tonight.
You are so getting laid tonight.

All that romance sure makes a gal work up an appetite! Coop was starving so Dia whipped up something fancy on the grill for lunch and the newlyweds relaxed for a bit before heading home to get started on the ‘honeymoon.’

Thank goodness for public restrooms! Coop was visiting the loo a lot lately.

Damn, glitter really does follow you everywhere.
Damn, glitter really DOES follow you everywhere.

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